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Gymtastic!

Gymtastic!

When I was a lass; I had an argument with a horse in the gym.. I don’t mean a furry kind of horse with ears, and a neigh like this: I mean one of those hard, massive vault-y type things that they make you jump over when you are s**t-scared of them in gym class(…)

What’s your sanctuary?

What’s your sanctuary?

Since I had kids, I have been increasingly aware that they never let you do anything on your own. We all know the cliche of your kids refusing to allow you to go to the toilet without them trailing behind you, unrolling the toilet roll, passing you it in their best cutest fashion, and then(…)

Diet Coke break

Diet Coke break

Yesterday I had an enforced Diet Coke Break… And no…I don’t mean that kind of Diet Coke Break ladies! I have not managed to get my hands on Ben Cohen’s torso after my post earlier in the week, sadly… Unfortunately, my kids have decided that I drink far too much Diet Coke for my own(…)

Strictly the Stuntboy and Chatterbox way

Strictly the Stuntboy and Chatterbox way

My kids are MAHOOSIVE fans of Strictly. I am a MAHOOSIVE fan of Ben Cohen’s chest…. And can you blame me. I think all the ladies (and some gents) across the country breathed a sigh of relief that Mr Cohen was allowed to flaunt it after the rumour that Strictly has banned showing too much(…)

Christmas shmissmas: Is there a bulb fairy?

Christmas shmissmas: Is there a bulb fairy?

This is a collaborative post according to our disclosure policy. It is that time again…we hear the music in the shops, kids are making their Cauliflower Cards, and there are mince pies on the shelves…everywhere! Wherever you stand on the whole commercialisation of Christmas, there is no denying that the first of October creates quite(…)